Saturday, March 29, 2008

Special thank you to everyone who helped me with the bake sale outside Fred’s yesterday. We managed to raise over 1 million dollars, which is now going toward inbred monkey research in Somalia. We’re hoping that the monkeys, who have recently discovered psychic powers due to their repetitive, uncomfortable exposure to large-scale radioactive objects, will eventually lead us to the messiah. Actually, no one came to my bake sale – and I’m guessing that no one is reading this blog. Because no one cares. You bastards.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope you're not talking about me here. You know I would've come - but Daniel made me stay late again.

You're not answering your phone. Call me.

-Meredith

Anonymous said...

You had a bake sale?

laila said...

people care, honey.

Anonymous said...

wat's ur address?